I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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