If that was your dad, he is hot
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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