So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
