i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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