I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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