i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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