No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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