apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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