She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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