yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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