its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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