We won't sleep together?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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