he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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