we're blogging at a bar
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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