Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I've blown a few things in my day
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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