Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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