You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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