Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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