somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Do vagina's smell?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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