hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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