There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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