Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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