i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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