im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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