Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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