if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
3pm strippers are depressing
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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