Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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