I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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