just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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