So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
