god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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