Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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