I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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