either way he was missing a nipple.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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