redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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