Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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