There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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