I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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