did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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