Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
do herpes really smell.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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