gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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