Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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