if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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