Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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