you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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