Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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