So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
