If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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