Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.