Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.