Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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