dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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