Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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