You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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